Nyack’s Halloween Parade is Looming
It’s that time of year again.
This guy is Awesome
While most people get the costume out of the closet from last year, many Nyackers choose
to toil year long on which Halloween will help them place in Nyack’s “Famed” Halloween
Contest.
For some, this is the best/most interesting thing to happen in Nyack all year.
If you are over nine and you can’t wait for gate night to be over to you so you can
dress up like a cartoon character, a zombie, or a whore… this is the article for you.
While 9 times out of 10 a store bought costume will win you a prize, Nyacker’s insist on getting
creative so they can brag all year long about their ingenious costume. Sometimes that
is a super typical costume like a witch with a wart, and sometimes it Buzz Lightyear on
a cardboard horse.
Geez, I really hope this guy has kids.
A plus for effort either way dude!
Here are a few more shots of Local’s getting their Yocal on…..
Yup
This one is a great reenactment of a typical Friday downtown
OMG This is SO Nyack..I can't even stand it. Perfect
OMG this is what happens inside the houses
If this doesn't remind you of home, you are not from Nyack
Super adorable!!
Hott
Awesome.
I personally haven’t dressed up for Halloween since I was twelve. I find the whole ritual
very odd and slightly off putting.
Yet I am always a fan of ridiculous-ness, so bring on the floats, pervs, and face paint.
Nyack, lets see who has the best Spongebob Square pants THIS year.
Nyack’s Halloween Parade is Schedule for Oct 22, 2011. 5:30 PM
**If anyone post the best costume- ridiculous picture from the festivities will send you a full size
snickers bar in the mail, no questions asked.
Parent of the Year Award 2011
Great Parenting
Awesome.
This kid is going to a total Drew Barrymore. Lines of cociane at 9. Hookers at 13.
Knowing what a control freak Tom Cruise is she will be in rehab by late next year.
I Wish Squirrels Would Wear Baseball caps
We would live in a much kinder world if all rodents wore baseball caps. We
would think they were sweet little kids, instead of lecherous little disease
buckets. They would probably learn to dance, do arithmetic, speak in a
cartoonish manner, if they wore a warm little cap.
If you saw a little rat run across the floor wearing a small baseball cap, would
you really scream and jump on a chair.
I doubt it.
Guess Who’s Been Sober for 50 Days!
Me!
And no this isn’t me, when I was a kid. I was much cuter.
Guess who has been sober 50 days today (September 10, 2011) by next Friday,
September 16, 2011 and win a bag of Skittles, Tropical Flavor.
I will reveal the Answer this Friday at 5pm.
If there is no winner, I will eat the bag of Skittles.
Good Morning Sunshine
Hey Lover,
Remember me? It was the 60′s, I slipped a Quaalude in your drink.
You woke up the next morning in a shipyard in Brooklyn, remember?
I watched you from behind a garbage pail look for your purse, but alas,
I had the purse slung over me shoulder. I got a do nut and a coffee with
the money in it, honey. Oh, you were the sweetest.
Bluebell Field’s Baby Romp
This kid got it made in the shade.
I wish I knew what country this was, cause I would probably
try to move there for a while.
*Next* Time You Have a Bachelorette Party
Leave the fucking kid at home.
Especially when SKIING !!!!!!! MOM i’d LIKE to ———–.
Fill in the blank and win a tunafish sandwich on me.
Let the best fill-in win.
Contest ends Sept 29, 2011.
This guy never heard of this site
Spandex, ALL SPANDEX!
Romp Los Angeles Style
on a bearskin rug no less.
I have to admit- I am not loving the hair.
But who cares what I think, I am not an ultra trendy gay dude,
or a”38” year old scarecrow named Rachael Zoe-enstien. So whatever.