GUESS WHO’ S SOBER CONTEST *OVER*
- Me!
AMY WHINEHOUSE!!!
Sixty Seven Days and Counting.
Unfortunately nobody won this contest.
Too Bad I would have snail mailed some tropical flover Skittles to them.
I will just eat them myself.
Maybe next time snoozers.
And no comments about how f#@ked up this contest was.
Thank You.
And no this isn’t me, when I was a kid. I was much cuter.
Guess who has been sober 50 days today (September 10, 2011) by next Friday,
September 16, 2011 and win a bag of Skittles, Tropical Flavor.
I will reveal the Answer this Friday at 5pm.
If there is no winner, I will eat the bag of Skittles.
Parent of the Year Award 2011
Great Parenting
Awesome.
This kid is going to a total Drew Barrymore. Lines of cociane at 9. Hookers at 13.
Knowing what a control freak Tom Cruise is she will be in rehab by late next year.
Guess Who’s Been Sober for 50 Days!
Me!
And no this isn’t me, when I was a kid. I was much cuter.
Guess who has been sober 50 days today (September 10, 2011) by next Friday,
September 16, 2011 and win a bag of Skittles, Tropical Flavor.
I will reveal the Answer this Friday at 5pm.
If there is no winner, I will eat the bag of Skittles.
*Next* Time You Have a Bachelorette Party
Leave the fucking kid at home.
Especially when SKIING !!!!!!! MOM i’d LIKE to ———–.
Fill in the blank and win a tunafish sandwich on me.
Let the best fill-in win.
Contest ends Sept 29, 2011.
~Guess~ that ~CaRoL~?
Artists
FAVORITE ARTISTS OF THE MOMENT CONTEST
Any local (and by local, I mean Earth) Artist can apply to have there work
displayed here. Once a season, I will pick the top ten.
*All ages, races, sexes, and dominations are encouraged to apply.