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Nyack’s Halloween Parade is Looming
It’s that time of year again.
This guy is Awesome
While most people get the costume out of the closet from last year, many Nyackers choose
to toil year long on which Halloween will help them place in Nyack’s “Famed” Halloween
Contest.
For some, this is the best/most interesting thing to happen in Nyack all year.
If you are over nine and you can’t wait for gate night to be over to you so you can
dress up like a cartoon character, a zombie, or a whore… this is the article for you.
While 9 times out of 10 a store bought costume will win you a prize, Nyacker’s insist on getting
creative so they can brag all year long about their ingenious costume. Sometimes that
is a super typical costume like a witch with a wart, and sometimes it Buzz Lightyear on
a cardboard horse.
Geez, I really hope this guy has kids.
A plus for effort either way dude!
Here are a few more shots of Local’s getting their Yocal on…..
Yup
This one is a great reenactment of a typical Friday downtown
OMG This is SO Nyack..I can't even stand it. Perfect
OMG this is what happens inside the houses
If this doesn't remind you of home, you are not from Nyack
Super adorable!!
Hott
Awesome.
I personally haven’t dressed up for Halloween since I was twelve. I find the whole ritual
very odd and slightly off putting.
Yet I am always a fan of ridiculous-ness, so bring on the floats, pervs, and face paint.
Nyack, lets see who has the best Spongebob Square pants THIS year.
Nyack’s Halloween Parade is Schedule for Oct 22, 2011. 5:30 PM
**If anyone post the best costume- ridiculous picture from the festivities will send you a full size
snickers bar in the mail, no questions asked.
Soylent Green News
Yesterday, news.discovery.com reported that scientist are close to reproducing
photosynthesis, the process in which a plant turns sunlight into energy. In the
near future we can expect items such as coffeemakers, computers, and irons to
be fueled by this ultra green phenomena.
This is not solar power, this is PLANT POWER.
CLicK Here to get your NeRd oN–>http://news.discovery.com/tech/machines-light-plants-110923.html
I love science. I love plants. I love the idea of electronics self sustianing like plants. It
would be nice to water my computer, and for it to breathe refreshing oxygen into my
face as I fiendishly look for something to entertain me on the internet.
Oh, that would be awesome.
Plants are all I am able to take care of at this stage in my life. And a plant that could
help me do my taxes and find a new bistro would be the best kind of plant I could
imagine.
This guy loves watering his Laptop
Unfortunately we all know that Con Edison, Orange and Rockland Utilities, or whatever energy
company makes your home hmmm and buzz isn’t going any where anytime soon. Unless
these products run on Soylent Green, Starbucks, or gallons of Gatorade, I doubt they will
ever make it out of the lab.
Or….
Could you imagine the frustration and aggravation of having to individually ‘water’ everyone
of you electronics? Ugg. Headache.
GUESS WHO’ S SOBER CONTEST *OVER*
- Me!
AMY WHINEHOUSE!!!
Sixty Seven Days and Counting.
Unfortunately nobody won this contest.
Too Bad I would have snail mailed some tropical flover Skittles to them.
I will just eat them myself.
Maybe next time snoozers.
And no comments about how f#@ked up this contest was.
Thank You.
And no this isn’t me, when I was a kid. I was much cuter.
Guess who has been sober 50 days today (September 10, 2011) by next Friday,
September 16, 2011 and win a bag of Skittles, Tropical Flavor.
I will reveal the Answer this Friday at 5pm.
If there is no winner, I will eat the bag of Skittles.
Parent of the Year Award 2011
Great Parenting
Awesome.
This kid is going to a total Drew Barrymore. Lines of cociane at 9. Hookers at 13.
Knowing what a control freak Tom Cruise is she will be in rehab by late next year.
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I Wish Squirrels Would Wear Baseball caps
We would live in a much kinder world if all rodents wore baseball caps. We
would think they were sweet little kids, instead of lecherous little disease
buckets. They would probably learn to dance, do arithmetic, speak in a
cartoonish manner, if they wore a warm little cap.
If you saw a little rat run across the floor wearing a small baseball cap, would
you really scream and jump on a chair.
I doubt it.
Guess Who’s Been Sober for 50 Days!
Me!
And no this isn’t me, when I was a kid. I was much cuter.
Guess who has been sober 50 days today (September 10, 2011) by next Friday,
September 16, 2011 and win a bag of Skittles, Tropical Flavor.
I will reveal the Answer this Friday at 5pm.
If there is no winner, I will eat the bag of Skittles.
Nyack’s*~Bi~*Annual Mayoral Race
It’s that odd year again, when the Village of Nyack votes for some poor soul to
run our little town into the river. This year we have a Man vs. Woman race.
Yay, battle of the sexes time. I feel like its the seventies all over again
Anyway, the two candidates are Richy Kavesh and Jennifer Laird White.
Here are some pictures from their facebook accounts:
Candidate #1
Candidate #2
Ugg, bozos.
I can tell you right now, I am not voting for either of them.
I am going to write-in my own candidate.
On the bottom of the voting page I am going to scribble;
RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH GUY, Jimmy McMillan.
You know him, the African-American dude with the black gloves and
the Kernel Sanders goatee.
- Better Candidate
If he is not gearing up to take Obama’s job already, he may take Mayor of Nyack
instead of Mayor of New York City (candidate 2009). We have 5 Nyacks just like
New York City has 5 boroughs. We are right on Hudson River, just like the New
York. And we have just as many peoples hand in the cookie jar as NYC too!
Its a perfect fit.
